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Welcome to The Lazy Lizard Ranch!
Where Rustic Charm Meets Endless Possibilities
One of a kind desert oasis located in the heart of Lucerne Valley, CA! Sprawling across +/- 68.53 acres, The Lazy Lizard Ranch is the perfect mix of adventure, relaxation, and wide-open potential.
Originally established in 1940 as the C Bar H Ranch, this charming property has grown into a versatile retreat with +/- 22,000 SF of living space across multiple structures — and +/- 2,195 feet of US Highway 18 frontage to boot!
PLUS – 3 Main Entrances!
Whether you're hosting an event, managing multiple guests, or creating designated access for various areas of the property, three separate entrances offer flexibility, convenience, and added value for future development.
Possibilities for:
• Corporate Retreats
• Yoga Retreat Center
• Weddings & Events
• Multi-Family Living
• Glamping & Ranch Stays
• Or your dream private escape!
Property Features Include:
• 12 bedrooms / 12 bathrooms across 12 unique units
• 5 bed / 2 bath manufactured home
• 2 bed / 1 bath guest house and a 1 bed / 1 bath cottage
• Laundry room with independent bath house
• Kids playhouse, and so much more!
Outdoor Highlights:
• Jumbo 32’ x 50’ in-ground pool
• Expansive covered patio for relaxing or entertaining
• Massive covered BBQ area & rustic catering station
• waterfall
• Rustic bandstand for live music nights
• 10-foot fire pit for those cozy desert evenings under the stars
Banquet-Style Building:
One of the standout features is a large rustic building that looks and feels like a banquet hall, potential for weddings, corporate retreats, family reunions, or large group events. With its open layout, high ceilings, potential to impress and entertain.
Equestrian:
• 2 horse corrals & riding arena
• Horse supply storage
• Concrete slab (former workshop)
• Workshop/garage/storage building with tons of space
Utility Highlights:
• Private water well
• 7 septic tanks
• 2 water tanks holding 7,500 gallons total
• Private & peaceful – set far off the highway with breathtaking views & sunsets